Finally, there is a sex toy to help make those boring commutes home more pleasurable.
Teddy Love CEO, Dawn Harmon, is currently raising funds on Indiegogo for “a unique, discreet, sexual toy that provides pleasure through dual, vibrating mechanisms in Teddy’s nose and tongue.”
You heard right! The teddy bear sex toy has a 10-speed motor in his muzzle, and speed controls in his fuzzy little ears.
According to the Daily Dot:
Simply sit on Teddy’s innocent little face and stare into his guileless, pleading button eyes as his nose stimulates your clitoris and his tongue penetrates your vagina, and you can have a shrieking, messy orgasm all over the face of your most precious childhood memories.
Or, as Harmon says in the video, Teddy Love is intended as a discreet sex toy that can seamlessly blend in with your home or work environment.
“Have you ever seen someone walking through an airport, in a restaurant, or in a place of business, with a large adult toy visibly protruding through a handbag or briefcase?” Harmon asks, describing something that literally no one in the history of the world has ever seen ever.
“Our novel and discreet product can be displayed anywhere, inconspicuously, without fear or embarrassment.”
No word on whether teddy has been tested by some adventurous men yet, but we are sure teddy is an equal opportunity pleaser!
Watch Teddy Love’s Indiegogo campaign video: