All bulges are ranked and measured on a scale of zero to five Jon Hamms. Each celebulge was evaluated on its outline, girth, and prominence to determine its rank and the number of Hamms it deserved.
DISCLAIMER #1: Jon Hamm is not ranked on the list, as it would be completely unfair to everyone else to be ranked against the Rosetta Bulge.
DISCLAIMER #2: They missed the motion bulge of Colton Haynes from the opening credits of Teen Wolf in season one with the lacrosse uniform
21.
The Taylor Lautner
Why it’s important
You won’t need your 3D glasses for this one. Taylor’s shark boy sets the precedent of what it really means to be a toned and defined bulge in Hollywood. Although this bulge is on the perky side, it lacks girth circumference that makes for a five Hamm bulge.
Bulge Rating
½ out of 5 Jon Hamms
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