Well, most gay men because man, do the majority of us cling to those classical standards of beauty or what? Well no more, I say! If you've got dad bod, a big butt, love handles, the opposite of an enormous bulge, or even the dreaded moobs - you should still be able to pack it all into a Speedo and go about your day! Right? Right? *crickets*
Aw, come on! They're cute!
This ad for swimsuit line Chubbies is cute as hell, but also makes a point. Why do we need to look like Tom Daley does, washing off the chlorine in the shower beside the pool, the droplets running down his tanned, muscular, pocket gay body, his Speedo every so slightly riding up into his perfect ass...
Uh, where was I? What day is it? Oh, championing dudes with less than perfect bods being able to wear grape smugglers. Seriously, though, did anyone else notice the level of hotness at the Olympics this summer? Everything looked like a Sean Cody scene was about to break out.
But I digress. Again. Look how much fun these guys are having with their rampant not caring!
What I'm getting at is that if you feel comfortable in what you're wearing and how you look, then f**k the haters as the kids say.
Go eat pizza with your buds in the pool!
Play football using one of your pals as the ball!
You can watch "How do we add men’s synchronized swimming to the summer games? BECAUSE IT’S GLORIOUS" below!
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