"If you try to give out a Gospel pamphlet, they swear at you and throw slushies on your forehead."From: NewNowNext
Justin Trudeau made history as the first sitting prime minister to march in Toronto’s Pride parade over the weekend, but he was almost overshadowed by some unexpected surprise guests in the form of “gay pothead zombies.”
A group of concerned Christians donned green skintight bodysuits on Sunday, proclaiming to be gay zombies as they passed out fake condoms.
Instead of free rubbers, however, the crowd was receiving info packets revealing the “physical and spiritual dangers of homosexual practices.”
Bill Whatcott, the leader of the half-a-dozen activists, paid the $100 fee to register “Gay Zombies Cannabis Consumers Association” in the parade in order to have an easier time spreading their message.
Whatcott said his plan, including asking people if they wanted “zombie safe sex,” was much more effective than it would have been if the group didn’t wear the disguises.
“If you try to give out a Gospel pamphlet, they swear at you and throw slushies on your forehead,” he said. “But, give them some whackadoodle thing that looks like a condom and they really can’t grab it fast enough. I had 3,000 out in 20 minutes.”
The pamphlets were filled with graphic images of people suffering from diseases like AIDS, warning that it was the result of a homosexual lifestyle.
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