Madonna and Justin Timberlake Had 4 Minutes to Save The World - I Gave Myself 10.
From: Fleshbot
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK.
Give me one thing to do, and that one thing may not get done. But give me all of the things to do, and all of the things will get done. It may not work for everyone's personality, but I've always been like that.
That's why, in college, I was able to hold down an internship, a job, a gay porn blog, start a social fraternity, take 12 hours, and still come out with a 3.4.
I'm still like that, writing for two gay porn blogs, a job, working out 9 hours a week, and taking side work.
So I thought to myself: Maybe I'm having trouble with this jacking off and porn thing because I haven't given myself any sort of conflict that my mind can work against.
Maybe there's no sense of urgency. Plus, I'm a competitive person, naturally, and who doesn't like a little gamification?
So I tried it out, and gave myself 10 minutes to jack.
Here we go:
And here we are finishing:
37 seconds to spare.
You can work if you put your mind to something.
That being said, I may even try the opposite - seeing if I can jack for at LEAST 10 minutes, or trying to for at least 30. Or maybe even some other time, and see what my optimum jacking off time is.
I won't do this all the time, but this will definitely come in handy for those times when I'm fooling around with someone who doesn't know how to enjoy the journey, and is all about the destination. We've all been with them - they're blowing you, and wondering why you haven't cum in 45 seconds.
Now I'll have an answer - I need 9 minutes and 33 seconds. Chill.
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