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STEVE KELSO
We wrote
“There isn't much I can say about hirsute COLT pin-up model Steve Kelso that wasn't already covered r in his first Flashback Friday entry. Blah, blah, blah! There was this one time that I saw him at a bar in New Jersey, and I was too starstruck (and pathetic) to say anything. Blah, blah, blah! He’s one of the first men I ever masturbated to. Blah, blah, blah! Once upon a time, I drew a clumsy picture of his likeness in MS Paint, printed it out and jerked off onto it…”
There isn’t much I can say about hirsute COLT pin-up model Steve Kelso that wasn’t already covered in his first Flashback Friday entry. Blah, blah, blah! There was this one time that I saw him at a bar in New Jersey, and I was too starstruck (and pathetic) to say anything. Blah, blah, blah! He’s one of the first men I ever masturbated to. Blah, blah, blah! Once upon a time, I drew a clumsy picture of his likeness in MS Paint, printed it out and jerked off onto it…
::awkward silence::
Haha! You know, normal things!
But you’ve heard enough from me, haven’t you? Let’s hear what COLT had to say about Steve’s recent induction into their Icon series, an honor exclusively reserved for “cream of the crop” performers who “stand at the apex of sexual expression”:
“COLT Man Steve Kelso is the definition of natural, rugged masculinity. His dense hairy chest, his warm smile and his lean muscled physique have all earned him a dedicated and adoring fan base. Featured on many magazine and calendar covers and appearing in his very own movie “Intimate Hours” (featured in Waterbucks), Steve Kelso is the face of the COLT Legacy. We present to you here a collection of images that are a testament to Steve Kelso’s status as a COLT Man Icon.”
None of the studio’s selected shots were featured in our last round of Kelso reminiscence, so it only seemed fair to share what they considered his best work. I’m usually the type of guy who needs to see every thrust and hear every moan to get off, but to this day, I could bust a nut to a simple ol’ jpeg of this man (particularly the last one in this set).
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