From: Manhunt Daily
Oh these scamps! Here’s a bunch of brahs seeing what happen when you drive by a mooning buddy at 75 mph and slap a pie on his ass. What happens is intense pain and blueberry juice permanently imprinted on a butt cheek. Way to not get killed. And how dare you mess with a nice ass like that! Straight guys taking their asses for granted pisses me off. Remember that pinhead with the stapler?
Wouldn’t it be awful to get killed with your pants down? Ugh. You’re all dead and the first thing paramedics see is your bare ass? You’re not going to care, but it’s so undignified. People who aren’t that into you are going to bring that up whenever your name is mentioned.
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