The subtext has been getting textier since Thor’s first flick, in which Tom Hiddleston‘s Loki was the breakout character. Their chemistry was oozing. Natalie Portman is a talented actress, but even she couldn't hide her dismay that leading man Chris Hemworth‘s character was obviously in love with his villainous brother.
Then The Avengers dropped, and they had a long, intense scene together on a mountain. It was the gayest of arguments, but it was rudely interrupted by Iron Man before their passion and anger could shoot forth in dual cum shots.
And now The Dark World is upon us. Loki has an over-the-shoulder perm in the trailer, Thor has some stylish scarves, and they will FUCK. China is ahead of us in many ways, and has gotten us ready for the Norse god sex-fest about to explode on our screens. To hell with your taboos! Love is blind to shared DNA!
Natalie’s character should just end up with Idris Elba‘s. He’s hot.
By the way, that poster was created by a fan and was mistakenly used in parts of China as the official poster.
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