3 Best Underwear Rules for Scoring

From:  The Underwear Blog

 Everyone has lucky underwear: the pair worn to an interview, baseball game, or Friday night poker. They come in all shapes, colors, and sizes; the only thing that matters is that they make you feel like a stallion and perhaps in the possession of magical powers. A whole lot more consideration must go into choosing underwear for the nights where you've done your manscaping, picked up rubber hoods, and are feeling like John Travolta in Grease, however. We’re talking about date night here, guys. Don’t worry, the underwear rules for getting laid are easy to follow and guarantee success.*

Girls get the skinny black dress, the number they can put on and look smokin’ in anywhere. When it comes to date night, men have access to the same sort of trusty wardrobe piece, except it’s not a dress, it’s your underwear. New, black, tight underwear.

Follow our three best underwear rules for getting laid, and you’ll be swapping out your entire drawer for tight, black briefs in no time.

 Rule 1

 They should be new

We love holding onto boxers and other undies until they are virtually unwearable. That is fine most days, but not when we want to share and excite. Frumpy underwear should be retired like an old horse; only the studs get to see the mares. Rotate a new set of tight black underwear into your drawer every three to four months, depending on how often you get lucky.

 Rule 2

They should be black

Everyone looks better in black, which is the only reason girls' little black dress is like, a thing. Black is slimming on your waist, making the rest of your body look larger; it’s form flattering too, creating a softer silhouette on your package. Finally, the only stains you have to worry about will be the ones your partner help put there. 

Rule 3

 They should be tight

Briefs or boxer-briefs, not boxers. Usually the last thing you’re wearing in the moments leading up to being completely unveiled, your underwear should be tight for several reasons. First, loose fitting boxers often come down with the pants ruining the surprise. Second, you spend the most time fooling around in your intimates and a pitched tent just looks awkward; tight underwear will send the message without hoisting the flag.