Former Rep. Aaron Schock Offered $1 Million To Star In Gay Porn Films

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 Former Rep. Aaron Schock is suffering from a legal debt bill to the tune of $746,000, thanks to his alleged misuse of campaign funds to do things like decorate his Downton Abbey-inspired office, take his staff to a Katy Perry concert, and fly his “official videographer” to distant locales to take his infamous Instagram pics.

Questions surrounding Schock’s spending forced him to resign in March 2015, and since then, he’s spent over $3 million defending himself against accusations.

But the former Congressman has the opportunity to become an overnight millionaire if he accepts an offer from gay porn powerhouse Titan Men.

On Saturday, Titan Men announced it would pay Schock’s outstanding legal fees up to $1 million if he accepts “an exclusive contract to star in a series of hardcore TitanMen gay porn films.”

The studio wrote:

The boyishly handsome and muscular 34-year-old Republican became a media sensation thanks to his Instagram account, which features homoerotic images of Schock on expensive and exotic vacations, his chiseled physique on display in extreme sports, and for his dapper sense of fashion.

Aaron Schock stands 5’8″ tall and weighs in at 165 pounds of lean muscle. His impressive six-pack abs earned him a cover and in-depth interview in Men’s Health magazine, where he revealed the secret to his impressive physique: a grueling daily workout routine that includes 60-75 minutes of strength training followed by a five-mile run at 6:30 am.

“TitanMen has a history of signing iconically handsome men with both brains and brawn, and Aaron Schock fits that profile to a ’T’,” said TitanMen Vice-President and managing partner Keith Webb. “Despite Schock’s scandal over allegedly misappropriating campaign funds, he has so much more to offer our fans. What we’re offering is a win-win situation, giving him the opportunity to break free and come out in a whole new world!”

It’s safe to assume Schock won’t acknowledge the offer at all, let alone accept it. But it won’t exactly do any favors for the persistent gay rumors that’ve dogged him for at least two years, since he was allegedly outed in a Facebook post by CBS reporter Itay Hod.