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DRAKE
I almost feel like I have to apologize for wanting to have sex with Drake? A lot of people I know consider him a big joke, but I genuinely enjoy both his music and his physical presence. I want him to slap his dick on my butt and write a sad, droust love song about our mind-blowing one night stand. Is that so much to ask for? I mean, really, is it?!?!?!
It occurred to me that I really want to have sex with Drake, shortly after reading every precious word of Dayna Evans‘ “Three Years of Gchats Trying to Convince My Best Friend to Like Drake“. Admittedly, this coincided with the release of the hip-hop star’s incredibly poppy new track “Hold On, We’re Going Home”. Listen and you’ll understand why:
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While I’m certainly not a good girl who knows it, the vaguely cheesy crooning on this track appeals to my down-there parts in a way I can’t really describe… I mean, I can’t be the only gay dude who wants to bone Drake, right? If the answer to that question is “no”, then you can download this image and Photoshop it into your naked selfies.
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