DREAMING OF CHANNING: AN EROTIC LOVE STORY

From: Manhunt Daily

 "George Clooney‘s butthole is pulsating wildly. The 51 year-old actor is sitting in his Los Angeles mansion, and out of nowhere he hears a soft but urgent whisper—“Chaaaaaaanning! Oh, Channing!” He looks over to the left. He looks over to the right. Oops! There goes his shirt up over his head, as he begins to frantically pinch his nipples, arch his back and grind his ass against his chair. The voice continues to grow louder and louder.

In a state of shock and immeasurable pleasure, he looks down and notices a wet stain of pre-cum on the front of his Giorgio Armani trousers. It suddenly becomes clear where the voice came from. His own body. It aches at the thought of Channing Tatum‘s rippling muscles, and it won’t be satiated until George has ridden his throbbing cock into the sunset, the moonlight and eternity.

 He pulls out a magazine clipping and reads it to himself, as his fingers begin to penetrate his starving love tunnel: “Well I’ve spent time with George Clooney and he’s the most interesting man on the planet. He can do it all. Yep, I guess what I’m saying is I’d have sex with him.”

The quote comes from a recent article about Channing, and he hasn’t been able to emancipate it from the erotically-charged prison called his mind. He thinks of the nights they spent together at his Lake Como villa, lingering on the hidden signals and missed opportunities. He closes his eyes and imagines Channing making love to him. With every thrust, his pace grows faster and faster, his motions are deeper and harder.

 And then George reaches the point of no return. He coats his own face with a thick stream of man juices, licking his lips as each drop falls upon them.

Once his body stops convulsing, he pulls all four fingers out of his rectum, grabs a red marker and picks up a picture of actress Jenna Dewan-Tatum. His hand shakes as he scribbles a red “X” onto her face. A maniacal, almost evil laugh fills the air, echoing off the walls of the room.

It did not emerge from George’s mouth."

- Dewitt

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