From: Manhunt Daily
Some genius decided to cast pint-sized power bottom Armond Rizzo as Rocket in a gay porn parody of Marvel’s hit film Guardians of the Galaxy. The scene entitled “I Am Groot” is on Peter Fever, and while it’s a little impromptu and half-assed, it offers up some great inspiration for your own personal role-playing needs (especially if you’re sleeping with someone with terrible conversation skills).
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The role of Groot is brought to life by Rico Romero. He fully commits to his character by only uttering those now famous three words—“I am Groot”—but personally, I would have loved if he took it one step further and continued to repeat this while pounding Armond’s perpetually hungry hole. Imagine the part where he shoots his load:
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“I AM… Ah, oh, ah-ah-aaah… GROOT!”
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