“I AM GROOT”: THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY GAY PORN PARODY

Armond Rizzo and Rico Romero in “I Am Groot”
From: Manhunt Daily

 Some genius decided to cast pint-sized power bottom Armond Rizzo as Rocket in a gay porn parody of Marvel’s hit film Guardians of the Galaxy. The scene entitled “I Am Groot” is on Peter Fever, and while it’s a little impromptu and half-assed, it offers up some great inspiration for your own personal role-playing needs (especially if you’re sleeping with someone with terrible conversation skills).


 The role of Groot is brought to life by Rico Romero. He fully commits to his character by only uttering those now famous three words—“I am Groot”—but personally, I would have loved if he took it one step further and continued to repeat this while pounding Armond’s perpetually hungry hole. Imagine the part where he shoots his load:

“I AM… Ah, oh, ah-ah-aaah… GROOT!”