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Ten Of The Year’s Weirdest, Wackiest, OMGWTF Stories

From: Queerty

The Botched D.I.Y. Vaseline Penis Enlargement Surgery

All 24-year-old Hungarian man Szilveszter wanted, like a lot of men, was a little more girth. So he injected his penis with petroleum jelly. Nine months later, his one-eyed monster became just that, a monster. It began to swell and swell before cracking open. “This was the worst mistake in my life!” Szilveszter lamented on TLC’s Extreme Beauty Disasters. Even his doctor agreed. “His penis,” Dr. Vik Vijh said, “is a disaster.” After undergoing an extensive surgery that included having his penis literally skinned, Szilveszter eventually made a full recovery. Afterwards, he said he learned his lesson and that he’ll never try another D.I.Y. penis experiment again. Boys, this is a lesson in appreciating what you have–or something.

Queerism - Gorgeosity

noun: Quality an amazingly attractive person, with outstanding beauty, naturally exudes.

Lea Michele speaks out

Lea Michele        

@msleamichele

Thank you all for helping me through this time with your enormous love & support. Cory will forever be in my heart. pic.twitter.com/XVlZnh9vOc

1:04 PM - 29 Jul 2013

QQ Magazine - August 1974

BRIEFS GUY

From:  The Backlot

 Lionel Messi

Lionel Andrés "Leo" Messi (Spanish pronunciation: [ljoˈnel anˈdɾes ˈmesi], born 24 June 1987, is an Argentine footballer who plays as a forward for La Liga club FC Barcelona and the Argentina national team. He serves as the captain of his country's national football team. By the age of 21, Messi had received Ballon d'Or and FIFA World Player of the Year nominations. The following year, in 2009, he won his first Ballon d'Or and FIFA World Player of the Year awards. He followed this up by winning the inaugural FIFA Ballon d'Or in 2010, and 2012. He also won the 2010–11 UEFA Best Player in Europe Award. At the age of 24, Messi became Barcelona's all-time top scorer in all official club competitions. At age 25, Messi became the youngest player to score 200 La Liga goals.

Commonly rated by commentators, coaches and colleagues as the best footballer in the world and as one of the greatest players in the history of the game, Messi is the first football player in history to win four FIFA/Ballons d'Or – all of which he won consecutively – as well as the first to win three European Golden Shoe awards. Messi has won six La Ligas, two Copas del Rey, five Supercopas de España, three UEFA Champions Leagues, two Super Cups and two Club World Cups. In March 2012, Messi made Champions League history by becoming the first player to score five goals in one match. He also matched José Altafini's record of 14 goals in a single Champions League season. Messi became the first player to top-score in four successive Champions League campaigns. Messi set the European record for most goals scored in a season during the 2011–12 season, with 73 goals. In the same season, he set the current goalscoring record in a single La Liga season, scoring 50 goals. On 16 February 2013, Messi scored his 300th Barcelona goal. On 30 March 2013, Messi scored in his 19th consecutive La Liga game, becoming the first footballer in history to net in consecutive matches against every team in the league.

Messi was the top scorer of the 2005 FIFA World Youth Championship with six goals. In 2006, he became the youngest Argentine to play in the FIFA World Cup and he won a runners-up medal at the Copa América tournament the following year, in which he was elected young player of the tournament. In 2008, he won his first international honour, an Olympic gold medal, with the Argentina Olympic football team. SportsPro has rated Lionel Messi as the second-most marketable athlete in the world. His playing style and stature have drawn comparisons to compatriot Diego Maradona, who himself declared Messi his "successor".

Amar'e Stoudemire - Ink, Not Mink

Amar'e Carsares Stoudemire (/əˈmɑreɪ ˈstɒdəmaɪər/; born November 16, 1982) is an American professional basketball player who plays for the New York Knicks of the National Basketball Association (NBA).

Stoudemire played high school basketball for six different schools, before graduating from Cypress Creek High School and declaring for the NBA draft as a prep-to-pro player. In high school, Stoudemire won several honors most notably being selected as Mr. Basketball for the state of Florida. He was selected in the first round with the ninth overall pick in the 2002 NBA Draft by the Phoenix Suns and would spend eight seasons with them before signing with the New York Knicks. Stoudemire is listed at 6 feet 11 inches (211 cm) and 245 pounds (111 kg).

Although Stoudemire has suffered from chronic knee problems and has undergone microfracture surgery on his knees, he has won the 2003 NBA Rookie of the Year Award, made six appearances in the NBA All-Star Game, was a first-team All-NBA selection in 2007, and won a bronze medal with the United States men's national basketball team at the 2004 Olympic Games.

His off-court ventures include a record label, a clothing line, acting and a series of children's books for Scholastic Press.

Stoudemire's first name had previously been listed in the Phoenix Suns media guide as Amaré or Amare, but it was changed to Amar'e in October 2008. Stoudemire told NBA.com that his name had always been spelled Amar'e, but the media had been spelling it incorrectly since he joined the NBA.In 2010, he posed shirtless on behalf of PETA's Ink Not Mink campaign, protesting the wearing of animal fur.

MTV’s 10 Most Underrated Series Ever

From: The Backlot

7. 

12 Angry Viewers

In the late ’90s, MTV responded to viewer concerns about the disappearance of music video programming with several clip-centric shows. One of them was 12 Angry Viewers, a casual b*tchfest about new music videos and which ones deserved to be played in heavy rotation. Twelve preselected jury members fought over which clips ruled the roost (with host Jancee Dunn, or Ananda Lewis in the later episodes), and this meant you’d get to see fabulous vids by Bjork, Portishead, or Daft Punk.

Monday Mirror Men

History's Hottest TV Actors

From:  Boy Culture

Be fun to have a Sleepover with him...

#33 

Sean Faris 

(1982—) 

He's nothing less than gay porn star Bill Henson come back to life, a wholesome-looking lad with your-place-or-mine eyes. The Cindy Crawford orally-fuck-me beauty mark is added torture. Undressed (2001), Life as We Know It (2004—2005), Reunion (2005—2006), The Vampire Diaries (2010)

Nick Gilronan

Smallest Penis Contest Winner Tells Us Why He's Proud To Be Less Endowed

From: gomathist

 On Saturday,July 20,2013 , a Bushwick bar held a contest to crown the "smallest penis in Brooklyn." The winner, Nick Gilronan, actually resides in Queens, but that didn't stop him from walking away with the title and $200 cash. In this exclusive interview, he opens up about his junk and blasts the media for making less-endowed men seem inadequate. Single ladies take note: Gilronan is single, and has $200 burning a hole in his pocket for date night.

 Are you a Brooklyn resident? 

I work in Brooklyn, in Williamsburg, but I live in Queens. Born and raised in NYC.

What do you do? 

I got my idea for the delivery man from my job, Assistant Manager at a UPS Store.

Does your work know about the competition?

My coworkers all know, the boss doesn't. The coworkers were all supportive and helped me plan out my act. I don't intend to tell my boss, as that could be a bit awkward, but should it come out there won't be any major fallout

How old are you? 

Just turned 27 three weeks ago.

 Are you in a relationship? 

I'm currently Single.

So how did you find out about the competition? 

I saw an ad on Craigslist with the headline being 'Looking For Less Endowed Men.' A headline like that catches the eye, so I clicked on the link.

Were you nervous about entering? 

Not at all. Besides my day job I've been doing modeling and acting for the past 7 years. Acting is done in front of a group of people so I was comfortable there. And sometimes my modeling jobs are nude for art classes, so wearing some skimpy clothing wasn't a problem either

 Half of the guys wore masks, but stood out and from the get-go were a crowd favorite—what can you say about that? 

I'm very confident in my body, so no need to wear a mask. As for being a crowd favorite from the start, that totally caught me by surprise. When I contacted Aimee and Bobbie from Kings County Bar and confirmed my attendance, I immediately began to plan my set. I looked at the contest as a fun and entertaining event and intended to put on a good show for the audience. Looks like my efforts were successful.

Did you have support team there with you (friends, girlfriend, family)? 

One of my friends and coworkers came with his girlfriend to show support. That was great of them.

 But why would you enter such a contest in the first place? 

Honestly, I figured this sort of thing might never happen again. It looked like (and indeed turned out to be the case) a hell of a fun time. I know I had a blast, and it seemed like the crowd was into it also. I didn't want to miss out on this opportunity.

Do you think that small dicks have a bad rep?

Yes. That's the media's fault, I think. For both men and women, they push out images of people who just aren't regular normal people. The size of a man's penis does not matter for who he is as a person or in a relationship. Same thing with breast size. We're all made in different shapes and sizes, but the media puts pressure on people to look a certain way. Most people do not look that way. Some people let that false sense of body image upset them and they shouldn't be upset at all. Even worse, some people use those false standards and judge other people. It's disconcerting.

What's been you best experience regarding your small dick (sexually, otherwise) and your worst? 

I don't think anything negative has happened to me regarding my penis size. Probably the most fun I have with my penis is that I'm a grower, not a shower, and when I'm with women I love seeing their reactions as it grows to double its flaccid size. They seem amazed by it.

 Your answers to the judges questions were great—very positive and encouraging. Was that something that was important to you to convey? 

That was a goal of mine yes. I have a very positive body image of myself and it upsets when others do not.

Did you ever feel during the contest that this was happening at your expense or you were the butt of the joke? 

Not at all. The staff at King County Bar were all terrific and nice, always respectful. The crowd was great as well. Everyone seemed to just relax and have a bit of fun for the afternoon, which is good. [Editor's Note: We agree.]

How did you celebrate? 

I actually went around the block to have a meal with a few of the girls who worked the event. We'd all been there for hours and it was very hot during the day. We found a nice place to grab a bite to eat and enjoy some air conditioning.

 Did you get approached by any women after the contest? 

I was approached by quite a few, actually. Most wanted photos with me, which I was more than happy to oblige. Shortly after winning the contest one of the girls who worked the event came up on stage to kiss me. I thought it would be just a quick kiss on each cheek but no, that turned into a brief make out session. It's good to be the winner.

What are you going to do with the $200? 

That was a nice little prize to win. I had just paid a few bills earlier in the week, so this prize money is going towards something fun for sure. Hopefully it gets used as date money on one of the girls I met last night. Again, it's good to be the winner.

What kind of advice would you give to someone like you? Or your younger self? 

My advice for people like me is don't worry about things you cannot control. All that does is waste time. Always move forward and do the best you can.

ROB NELSON & DONATO REYES - Men At Play

5* SERVICE

 "Donato Reyes is a hot Spaniard who currently works as a Hotel concierge. He enters Mr. Rob Nelson’s room to deliver the new dry cleaning to his distinguished guest, when he finds Rob totally naked, obviously after just having taken a shower. Donato feels awfully awkward and wants to apologize, but Mr. Nelson doesn't think he’s indecently clothed for this occasion. Namely Mr. Nelson feels terribly horny and wants someone to service his big, fat cock. Luckily, the hot concierge that just showed up on his door is a perfect choice for the job, and Mr. Nelson doesn't want to let him go.

Rob’s sexiness, masculinity and cockiness have completely fired up Donato’s lust, so obviously he stopped behaving like a shy girl and just knelt and took Rob’s manliness in his mouth. Rob’s deliciously hairy and muscled chest made Donato a bit weak in his legs, and Rob’s massive hard cock pushed him over the edge. He just had to have Rob in his ass.

Donato doesn’t want to let this chance slip by, and wants to get fucked by this amazing, hairy stud. He offers Rob his ass, and Rob fucks him hard in several positions. Rob proves to Donato that it’s indeed true that East-European men are fantastic fuckers and will make your ass sore and tingling for days after he’s fucked you.

And Mr. Nelson was satisfied as well. Afer all, he’s paid for a 5 start hotel, so he expects the 5-star level of service!" -- Rough Straight Men