Brad Cieslowski and his package were just minding their business while enjoying the pool and hot tub at his Novi, Michigan gym. That was until the frosty and bulge-hating lifeguard told Brad to change or get out. Brad’s bathing suit bulge was apparently offensive to the other gym members!
Cieslowski says the lifeguard went on to say ‘We can all see it,’ to which he responded ‘Well then stop staring. No one’s making you look at it.’”
Hopefully, that last part was accompanied by a truly shady side-eye. The lifeguard told Brad to change his snug swim trunks. Brad was not having it and had to leave, because a gym employee was going to call the police. Was Brad’s basket that crucial? Here’s what Brad said to the media about the situation:
“I can say the same thing about all the women around this pool in their bikinis and their one-pieces, showing off every nook and cranny of their body leaving nothing to the imagination but their skin color… I’m not allowed to be myself and wear what I want to wear and it’s ridiculous, and it’s incredibly sexist.”
Preach! Although, if you read that closely, the “skin color” part doesn’t really make sense. We can cut Brad some slack. He had just been told his beautiful package was shameful, and he was obviously wrought over it. Sexism! Fascism! Anti-junkism!
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