Sweden is the 8th happiest country in the world.
The United States is 15th.
Some people would say it's Sweden's universal healthcare.
Um, I don't think so.
Some would say it's the 480 days of paid parental leave.
Fools.
Others would tout the country's close proximity to all the best that Europe has to offer.
The Eiffel Tower was supposed to come down at the end of the 1889 world's fair, but they got lazy and left it up. Now it's a big rusting reminder of laziness selling $15 keychains. Pass.
No, no, no.
Everyone's wrong.
It's this, right here.
This butthole.
It belongs to Swedish hottie Ola Rapace, and makes an appearance on his show Stockholm-Båstad. You can also see Ola's junk in the 2013 drama I Am Yours, but unfortunately his secret stays hidden in that.
I'll see you in Sweden.
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