From: Manhunt Daily
There are days where I’m convinced that jockstraps have defied their functional purpose to become the official international gay undergarment of choice. Apparently, gay dudes just don’t like wearing underwear with fabric on the butt! I’m not presenting this as a fact, so much as an observation I’ve made over the past few years. Jocks have simply evolved beyond the athletic world to become fashion for everyday life, casual hookups and steamy romantic encounters.
Years ago, I wanted to surprise a special someone by buying a jockstrap, only to find out my shopping trip was a complete bust. I stormed through department stores and even popped into a few different spots that specialize in sporting goods, shouting in the faces of various employees, “WHERE ARE YOUR JOCKSTRAPS?!? GIVE ME ALL YOUR JOCKSTRAPS SO I CAN HAVE GAY SEX IN THEM!!!”. (Haha, that didn’t actually happen! I hate talking to people and asking questions.) For some reason, it was impossible to find what I was looking for!
Luckily, there is this thing called the internet that normal people use to shop. It has websites like Jockstrap Central where you can browse dozens of different styles to find out what’s right for you.
Now this is indeed a Hot or Not discussion! I want to know where you stand on jockstraps. Yes, I’m well-aware that most of you will say, “It depends on the guy who’s wearing it”, but for my sake, please try to go a little deeper than that! Are you a “go classic or go home” type? Do you prefer the thinner straps of swimmer jocks? Do you like ‘em mesh or so revealing that you might as well be naked?
Or at the end of the day, do you just get no rush out of jockstraps, whether it be wearing one or seeing another guy wear one? We promise we won’t vote you off the island if that’s where you lean, but we may temporarily suspend your gay card due to suspicious activity. Kidding, kidding! To each his own.
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