From: NewNowNext
Britney Spears is scheduled to perform at the MTV Video Music Awards this Sunday, and we already know she’s going to deliver something truly iconic. It’s Britney, so it’s guaranteed!
But if you’re still looking for a few suggestions, B, we’ve got you covered.
1
A live animal
Banana the python helped Britney’s 2001 “Slave 4 U” performance become one of the most legendary in VMA's history, and who could forget the Bengal tiger that was LITERALLY IN THE SAME CAGE AS HER WHEN SHE ENTERED THE STAGE?!
Ideally Britney would ride an elephant or pterodactyl on stage this year, but realistically, I think having a big, majestic bird nearby would be just as great. Something resembling a Phoenix, perhaps? A falcon? A hundred white doves?
2
A dance break that’ll make people lose their minds
Britney haters will say she “didn’t/can’t dance” regardless. But true fans will be looking for an intense dance break— she wouldn’t have started practicing new choreo weeks ago if she wasn’t planning on it!
3
A new dance move we can actually do
Give me another “Slave” body roll, “Oops” heart pump, “Toxic” boob-cup, or “Work Bitch” arm thing, please.
4
New music
You can count on the queen performing Glory’s lead single “Make Me,” but it would be a perfect time to perform another new track from the album, not including the ones we’ve already heard. May I suggest “If I’m Dancing” or “Liar”? A “Coupure Électrique” entrance?
5
An ENTRANCE
The entrance is the most important part of the performance. Britney needs to come out on that stage in a poof of smoke and laser beams, sporting a mind-blowing outfit that she’ll shed during a quick change.
6
The lost “Make Me” footage
In case you haven’t heard, the Britney Army is pissed that the sexy original “Make Me” video was scrapped for the PG-13 version that was released. Unlike the latter, the David LaChapelle original version included a slew of shirtless male dancers and more than a couple male pole dancers. Release it now.
7
A nod to the past
Some people consider Britney’s 2007 “Gimme More” VMA performance a complete disaster— I am not in that group. How iconic would it be if she subtly referenced that performance somehow, as the first “Britney at the VMAs” teaser did? So iconic.
8
A style moment
I don’t care if it’s on the red carpet, on the stage or sitting down in the audience— Britney is going to deliver an outfit that’ll be hung in the Britney Hall of Fame alongside the red “Oops” bodysuit and the school girl uniform.
9
A backstage moment
PLEASE let Britney run into Ariana Grande backstage, where they will serendipitously turn to each other and hug before taking a selfie. Ariana is performing “Side To Side” with Nicki Minaj at the VMAs, so she will be backstage at some point. Ariana is also a major Britney fan, and I am a major fan of the selfie I just described.
Tune in to MTV to see Britney Spears set fire to the VMA's stage this Sunday, August 28 at 9/8c.
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