Dicks of Rock & Roll….(literally)

From:  Jake Wheat

 "...get yourself some balls…. lol! Cisco Sam Adler (born September 6, 1978) is an American musician and former frontman for the band Whitestarr, and he also likes to show off his cock-n-balls…. yeah, when we think Cisco we want Crisco….. lube it up: 

Um, can we have that sausage with a side of humongous nuts please?  Jesus Christ, talk about the cumshot that travelled around the world, those things are weapons of ASS DESTRUCTION!  The reason his band is called “Whitestarr,” is because with the size of his balls, he can jizz all the way to outer space, so everyone carry your cumbrellas.  I’m punny." 

Cisco Sam Adler (born September 6, 1978) is an American musician and former frontman for the band Whitestarr.

Adler is the son of music producer and director Lou Adler and Phyllis Somer. He is also a relative of actress Daryl Hannah through his father's marriage to her sister Page Hannah. He has a dog named Stosh. Adler is married to fashion model Barbara Stoyanoff and they are expecting a child in summer of 2013.