Friday, October 27, 2017

When Sexy Goes Splat: The 5 Studliest Horror Movie Murders

From: Queerty
So rugged. So handsome. Such a pity they had to die. Those firm, muscular bodies desecrated and torn asunder… The panic coursing from their eyes as they bleed out, staring sightlessly. The inhumanity of it…

To celebrate all things eldritch and awful, here are five scenes from an assortment of schlocky horror films that hover lovingly over flayed man flesh. Let’s watch these handsome, well-intentioned men get their guts handed to them as they’re painted over in their own blood. Because that’s life. That’s reality. And this is Halloween weekend, bitch.

Let’s take a look. Shall we, kiddies?


5. 
Paul Satterfield 
Creepshow 2 
1987

The followup to the far-superior Creepshow anthology film is memorable mainly for Paul Satterfield spending the entire “The Raft” installment in a yellow bikini before being tortured and killed by a lumpen lake creature.

Watch the Speedo-and-slime-filled segment below:

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