nickviall

This massive billboard isn't half as crazy

as tonight's going to be!

The wait is Finally OVER!! Who is EXCITED!!! #thebachelor

STD swap meet, The Bachelor, just finished it's 5000th season, and everyone's got to know the new bachelor himself, Nick Viall. The 36-year-old man was looking for love in all the right places helped audiences get acquainted with his bod in the season premiere when he went for a shirtless run and even stripped down in the shower! Viall has a hot flat stomach and I wouldn't kick his face out of my asshole, but it looks like ABC put the breaks on the body hair which kind of takes the "prime" out of prime time. Especially that anemic pit hair. NERP.

nickviallHere we go!! #thebachelor

Viall was a contestant in the 3400th season of The Bachelorette, but had to turn in his flower (or whatever the fuck happens on this show) to some former porn star. At the time he shocked audiences and went somewhat viral when he admitted to having sex in the Fantasy Suite, or whatever. Doesn't this reality show contestant understand that courtship and relationships are a private matter?! Jeeze. Anyway, Nick was back in the sticky saddle once again, and hopefully, this shirtless action is just a sign of things to come on the new season. Check out the shirtless stills from The Bachelor premiere episode in the gallery below!