We now have the WORLD PREMIERE of the official trailer for the CHiPs movie reboot, and in it, we get a surprising dong to dong moment with Dax Shepard and that cute dummy from Party Down, Ryan Hansen! The two happen to be wearing matching tight white boxer briefs which definitely make the scene. While talking to Michael Peña in the locker room, Shepard strips down to his underwear and smushes bulges with Hansen when they go in for a hug. Dax's sex appeal is only increasing over time, and something about this scene has me not hating it. Yeah, Dax could get. it.
As you can see in the GIF, Peña is visually uncomfortable in the locker room, and in the trailer below you can hear Shepard bring up homophobia kind of randomly. Sorta side not: I will always and forever be amazed at how often gay humor works its way into media targeted at straight guys. It's just one of those little things that helps us know that deep down all guys in some way want to be penetrated. Tom Ford's point was that all men should be penetrated because it will help them understand the vulnerability of womanhood. I'm saying that all fucking men have thought about getting their asshole stimulated by a baloney pony while they fire off some knuckle babies.
WEHL. CHiPs will be in theaters on March 24th, but until then check out the trailer and the junk touch that you didn't know you needed below!
— CHIPS Movie (@chipsmovie) January 12, 2017
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