Cubs DH Kyle Schwarber: ‘Suck my dick’

Well, he does play in Boystown.
From: OutSports

The Chicago Cubs won the World Series for the first time since 1908 and designated hitter Kyle Schwarber had this request from his teammates following a dramatic moment in Game 7 against the Cleveland Indians:

"Suck my dick" ...Please never change Kyle Schwarber @BarstoolBigCat pic.twitter.com/eMs2Pb8eSQ

— Eric Hubbs (@ehubbs13) October 27, 2016

Schwarber and the Cubs play in Boystown, so he only need head to Halsted Street and find thousands of joyous gay Cubs fans eager to oblige.

The Cubs certainly are a frisky bunch. Here’s catcher David Ross dick bumping with teammates after hitting a home run:

BUMPIN' DICKS pic.twitter.com/HBzvyyQ5iz

— Trevor Sikkema (@TrevorSikkema) November 3, 2016