The 2024 Presidential Debate: Max Emerson Vs… Ann Coulter?

"When I am president, I will not allow gays."

From: NewNowNext

 Everyone’s sharpening their knives for the last debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.

But let’s flash-forward a bit to the 2024 presidential race—between Democrat Max Emerson and Republican Anal Rupture, er, Ann Coulter?


 Yes, it looks like the poisoned-tongue pundit will snatch the nomination eight years hence, on a platform of deporting immigrants and taking away a woman’s right to choose… when to leave the house.


 Max, meanwhile, seems to be running on the drag ticket—he promises he’ll make it so gays have the night off when Drag Race airs and put Alyssa Edwards on the $100 bill.

But is moderator Anderson Cooper being objective?


Watch the “debate” below.