“Pounded By The Pound,” Gay Erotic Brexit Fiction, Gets J.K. Rowling’s Seal of Approval

"The Queen’s Guard have been replaced by flying reptiles... and the River Thames runs red with molten lava."

From: NewNowNext

 As the world reacts to the news that the UK voted to leave the European Union, one author has turned the turmoil into hot gay erotic fiction.

Chuck Tingle’s Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union, takes place in a future ravaged by the Brexit decision.

When Alex learns that Britain has decided to leave the European Union, he’s shocked by just how normal everything seems. But the calm doesn’t last as Alex is suddenly accosted by a giant living coin from the not-so-distant future.

In this horrific future where Britain has left the EU, four story buses lie strewn about the streets of London after a failed plan to cut costs, the Queen’s Guard have been replaced by flying reptiles with machine guns and the River Thames runs red with molten lava.

Now Alex and his handsome sentient pound must travel back to the past and sway the vote for European solidarity, by proving that all you need is love.

Available on Kindle, this steamy tale of economic erotics promises “anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies and living pound love.”

Tingle has jumped on trending topics before—he’s the author of Hunter Dentist Pounded In the Butt by Cecil the Handsome Unicorn and Buttception: A Butt Within A Butt Within A Butt, among other ribald tales.

But J.K. Rowling appreciates the welcome distraction.

The book's real, the review's real and I've finally found something to laugh about in this whole terrible mess. pic.twitter.com/5r8yF9Fa2l

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) June 26, 2016