Bianca Del Rio Launches New Comedy Tour “Not Today Satan”

"Bob the Drag Queen goes 'purse first' because usually the purse is STOLEN!"

From: NewNowNext

Drag Race’s own queen of mean, Bianca Del Rio, is hitting the road again with a new comedy tour. The Season 6 winner has announced the North American leg of her new “Not Today Satan” tour, which promises more acerbic humor and enough shade to blot out the sun.

Bianca’s last stand up show, “Rolodex of Hate,” toured the world with sold-out shows for over a year, and was aired on Logo this spring.

“’Not Today Satan’ picks up right where she left off,” teases a press release, “chronicling her adventures since winning a certain well-known drag-focused reality show, becoming ’gay famous,’ moving to Los Angeles and the inherent challenges of dating and making a living as a man in a dress.”

For Bianca, it’s a labor of love for her fans.

“When I’m not busy volunteering at the soup kitchen or knitting socks for orphans, one of my favorite pastimes is gathering the cold, huddled masses into a nice warm room, giving them shelter if only for an hour, and sharing valuable life advice from a hate guru!”

Um, sure.

Tickets for dates in Australia and North America are on sale now online, with more international shows to follow.

AUSTRALIA

May 6, 2016 – Melbourne, VIC – Playhouse

May 18, 2016 – Perth, WA – Astor Theatre

May 20, 2016 – Adelaide, SA – Thebarton Theatre

May 21, 2016 – Sydney, NSW – Theatre Royal

May 24, 2016 – Canaberra, ACT

May 26, 2016 – Brisbane, QLD – QPAC

NORTH AMERICA

Sep 28, 2016 – Seattle – Showbox SODO

Sep 29, 2016 – Portland – Newmark Theater

Sep 30, 2016 – San Francisco – The Warfield

Oct. 1, 2016 – Los Angeles – The NOVO

Oct. 5, 2016 – Boulder – Boulder Theater

Oct. 6, 2016 – Kansas City – The Folly Theater

Oct. 7, 2016 – Milwaukee – The Pabst Theater

Oct. 8, 2016 – Minneapolis – Pantages Theatre

Oct. 9, 2016 – Chicago – The Vic

Oct. 12, 2016 – Royal Oak – Royal Oak Music Theater

Oct. 13, 2016 – Toronto – The Danforth Music Hall

Oct. 14, 2016 – Cleveland – Ohio Theatre

Oct. 15, 2016 – Columbus – Capitol Theater

Oct. 16, 2016 – Munhall – Carnegie Music Hall

Oct. 18, 2016 – Boston – The Royale

Oct. 19, 2016 – Philadelphia – Keswick Theatre

Oct. 20, 2016 – NYC – PlayStation Theater

Oct. 21, 2016 – Richmond – The National

Oct. 22, 2016 – Washington DC – Lincoln

Oct. 25, 2016 – Atlanta – Variety Playhouse

Oct. 26, 2016 – Durham – Carolina Theatre

Oct. 28, 2016 – Austin – Paramount Theatre

Oct. 29, 2016 – Dallas – South Side Music Hall

Nov. 1, 2016 – Orlando – The Plaza Live

Nov. 2, 2016 – Ft Lauderdale – Parker Playhouse

Nov. 4, 2016 – New Orleans – Mahalia Jackson Theater