“Everybody Wants Some!!” Is Basically Lots Of Hot Guys In Tight Pants

Take our money!

From: NewNowNext

 Richard Linklater is returning to his hazy, beer-soaked youth with Everybody Wants Some!!, a successor to 1993’s Dazed and Confused.

In the film, Scream Queens’ frat boy Glen Powell, Glee’s Blake Jenner, Teen Wolf’s Tyler Hoechlin and Heroes Reborn’s Ryan Guzman play college students looking to join their school’s baseball team.

 But Everybody ratchets up the homoeroticism big-time, leading some to dub it a “gay porno without the sex.”

 In a new trailer out today, we see Hoechlin and his teammates in the bullpen, and it’s like one giant bulgefest. (God bless the early 1980s).

Seriously, we couldn’t tell you what happened in the scene if you put a gun to our head. All we saw was a big field of eggplants.

Seeing as the film is trying to reach an audience raised on Van Halen, we’re not sure why Linklater chose to highlight packages so prominently. But we’re not complaining.

Everybody Wants Some hits theaters April 15.