Impress Your Date With These Hideous Bernie Sanders And/Or ‘Golden Girls’ Lingerie

From: Queerty

 If you want to surprise your sappy significant other or best bud with a gag gift that may actually leave them gagging, look no further than these gorgeous — simply gorgeous — Bernie Sanders panties.

 Who said drag had to be a drag?

These run for about $50 a pop, and are sure to impress:

 Tres chic!

Or, if you’re like us (see: cheap), there is this “economy” option for $10:

Skid your way into history.

But OK, maybe you don’t want to “feel the bern” down there without a good STI clinic nearby.

 Then perhaps you’ll enjoy these glorious panties featuring the gals of The Golden Girls:

 

 

 To answer your question, YES, they come in a 4-pack:

And we wonder why we’re still single.