Tuesday, January 12, 2016

The Guy Just Cast as Rocky is Fucking Gorgeous

Seeing Staz
From: Fleshbot


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Fox's sure-to-be-amazing upcoming remake of Rocky Horror Picture Show now officially has its Rocky, model Staz Nair. Laverne Cox is set to take over Tim Curry's Frank-N-Furter while Victoria Justice is trying to kill us all by playing Susan Sarandon's Janet. It makes total sense that Staz would be cast to play a manmade man, because it looks like all his features were cherry picked from specimens of genetic perfection! Those cheekbones and DSL alone can get your dick wet. Also, guys with crazy dark features and crystal clear blue eyes are mother nature's little miracles. I was actually just walking past a Macy's and stopped to look at a huge ad for Dolce & Gabbana Light Blue that seems to come out every Christmas. I was staring at that gorgeous stallion who's been in literally the same ad for like 10 years, thinking about how the black eyebrow / blue eye combo is just fucking nuts. Enter Staz, who's like the Light Blue model on hottie hormones!



Due to some of Nair's posting activity on Instagram some people fear that he's an idiot, but I like 'em dumb so fingers crossed. The Russian-Indian star was formerly a contestant on X Factor UKand can definitely belt out a tune, and is set to star in the 6th season of Game of Thrones which means our chances for nudity just skyrocketed. Here are some of Staz's hottest Insta moments! P.S. reverse tramp stamps are now everything to me.

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