The Guy Just Cast as Rocky is Fucking Gorgeous

Seeing Staz
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Simon songhurst = legend

A photo posted by Staz (@staz.nair) on Jul 11, 2013 at 1:52pm PDT

Fox's sure-to-be-amazing upcoming remake of Rocky Horror Picture Show now officially has its Rocky, model Staz Nair. Laverne Cox is set to take over Tim Curry's Frank-N-Furter while Victoria Justice is trying to kill us all by playing Susan Sarandon's Janet. It makes total sense that Staz would be cast to play a manmade man, because it looks like all his features were cherry picked from specimens of genetic perfection! Those cheekbones and DSL alone can get your dick wet. Also, guys with crazy dark features and crystal clear blue eyes are mother nature's little miracles. I was actually just walking past a Macy's and stopped to look at a huge ad for Dolce & Gabbana Light Blue that seems to come out every Christmas. I was staring at that gorgeous stallion who's been in literally the same ad for like 10 years, thinking about how the black eyebrow / blue eye combo is just fucking nuts. Enter Staz, who's like the Light Blue model on hottie hormones!

Due to some of Nair's posting activity on Instagram some people fear that he's an idiot, but I like 'em dumb so fingers crossed. The Russian-Indian star was formerly a contestant on X Factor UKand can definitely belt out a tune, and is set to star in the 6th season of Game of Thrones which means our chances for nudity just skyrocketed. Here are some of Staz's hottest Insta moments! P.S. reverse tramp stamps are now everything to me.

When you're still too tired and hungover to open your second eye. #firstworldproblems 😉

A photo posted by Staz (@staz.nair) on Jul 25, 2015 at 7:38am PDT

There can only ever be one skipper, but he's always got his first mates. #339 #sailinghr #eurobible @domcarisch @scott_james_c @stormmodels x p.s anyone got a problem with me wearing crocs, they can take it up with me in person #comfortcomesfirst

A photo posted by Staz (@staz.nair) on Jul 12, 2015 at 12:11pm PDT

@isabellalombardini you got some skills... @stormmodels x

A photo posted by Staz (@staz.nair) on May 1, 2015 at 10:06am PDT

Me and this girl just seem to get eachother. Shame Sevenoaks is so far away, I thought we had something special. 🐶 #woof x

A photo posted by Staz (@staz.nair) on Apr 17, 2015 at 2:52am PDT

I know, rooms messy right? #backtothegym #backtotheswim

A photo posted by Staz (@staz.nair) on Jan 17, 2015 at 3:36pm PST

Finally a man, got some hair on my chest ✌👹 @stormmodels #L'OFFICIEL X

A photo posted by Staz (@staz.nair) on Oct 7, 2014 at 12:41pm PDT

Who wants to make my new year and take this lovable Dog off our hands for a few months? Sad to say we can't take him with us as I'm travelling with work from mid Jan until April so looking for a temporary home with either other dogs or someone who knows and understands staffy breeds. Roman is terribly affectionate so as long as you have time for a couple walks a day and a lot of hugs (this guys a massive attention seeking softie and will happily cuddle all day) then please get in touch, or likewise if you know someone who you think would be upto it, let me know. This photo does not do the boy justice so if interested ill show you/let you know more about this lovable idiot. Appreciate the help, guys and dolls 🐶 x

A photo posted by Staz (@staz.nair) on Dec 29, 2015 at 11:13am PST