Recently Starz! (Did you know they actually retired the ! in 2005? Fuck that) has blown HBO and Showtime's penis and butt quota out of the water. Starz! said "you can take those dicks and shove 'em!" to it's original programming competitors with nudity-filled shows such as Outlander, Black Sails, Flesh and Bone(r), and like, pretty much everything else. Their historical fiction drama Da Vinci's Demons doesn't disappoint with a ton of gorgeous men who don't mind dropping trou.
Da Vinci's Demons is currently in its third season and got decent reviews from critics, its highs being "Ballsy, lavishly produced and, if you can get past its fast-and-loose approach to history, huge fun," and its lows being "High concept undercut by flaccid execution, Demons isn't worth a Mona Lisa smirk." Yeah, that last review is from Entertainment Weekly, and although that Mona Lisa set up is a sloppy mess they were definitely onto something with flaccid, because there are 4 floppy dicks in Demons, and 9 asses! The show is a historical reimagining of Leonardo Da Vinci's life as a rambunctious and talented twenty-something who invents, and like, paints. He's super fucking hot.
Tom Riley
as
Leonardo Da Vinci
Elliot Cowan
as
Lorenzo Medici
Tom Bateman
as
Giuliano Medici
Ken Bones
as
The Jew
Gregg Chillin
as
Zoroaster
Matthew David
as
Naked Boy
lol
Hugh Bonneville
as
Duke of Milan
James Faulkner
as
Pope Sixtus IV
Vincent Riotta
as
Federico da Montefeltro
*With beyond prosthetic dick
Matthew Tennyson
as
Altar Boy
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