Sunday, November 22, 2015

Simon Dunn Rents Montana Log Cabin Just To Lipsynch Pitbull’s “Timber” In His Underwear

Simon's also taking applications for someone to warm the other half of his bed for winter

From: NewNowNext
Out bobsledder Simon Dunn has captured our attention in a lot of ways – his athleticism, switching from rugby to Olympic level bobsledding, his Attitude cover as their Hot 100 king, his emotional recounting of his gay bashing incident, but frequently it’s just about his penchant for stripping down to his underwear and acting goofy for our entertainment.

As winter settles in around us, you’d think that a bobsledder would be in his natural habitat, but Simon has a secret – he really doesn’t like snow or cold weather.



Which led him to pack up his cowboy hat and his long johns and head from snowy Canada to the relatively warm climate in Montana, and check into a log cabin by the lake, which is an optimum setting for modeling the cowboy hat with long johns look.



In this natural western environment, he really gets into the cowboy thing, informing us that cowboys don’t just throw their legs up for any little thing, so I guess we now know he’s a size queen.



But the real jewel of his trip so far hasn’t been his cowboy impersonations, or even the beauty of the cabin. It’s that the entire trip seems to have been a setup for him to be able to lipsynch to Pitbull ft. Ke$ha’s “Timber” in the most authentic setting possible, even if Calvin Klein briefs are an odd, but welcome wardrobe choice.



Simon manages to lift branches, swing something similar to an axe, dance seductively, and show us that he is not alone out there, but has some neighbors in nearby cabins that must be enjoying his show. Hopefully one helped him out when he got locked out of his cabin.



Here’s to cowboys, campfires, cabins, and bobsled butt in Calvin Klein briefs.

And just as a reminder to anyone who thinks they’re up for the task, he’s taking applications.


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