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Alright.  I’ve really opened the floodgates, lets see what we’ve got.
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 Oh good god.  What the hell is this tacky monstrosity?  Its like.  Rainbow checker thong band attached to a cup made of lace?  Wow.

 Okay.  ALRIGHT.  A little better.  BUT WOW, this barely fits the model and he has no package or ass.  This is going to look terrible on me.

What.  How.

…

Okay. I’m out. Project over. This was a horrible idea.