Saturday, October 17, 2015

Top 10 Guys With iPhones Ranked: Week Of 10.12.2015

WARNING: This week's number two spot will ruin you for all other dicks. 
Well boys, the peen insanity over at Guys With iPhones that was the last two weeks has died down a bit, which in all honesty is fine with me. Last week's lineup of pics featuring both beautiful coke can dicks and the faces attached them was almost too much. The number one spot alone was more than even the most seasoned of holes could handle, and although it's still a great week for discerning man caves this will be a good opportunity to tighten up a little bit before we see what deliveries we get from next week's boys. 

With that said, still prepare yourself for a workout. We've got a #Fabfound dick on the list this week, and EVERYONE knows that Marshalls guys are total sluts. (Ross Dress For Less guys are the absolute best though... DTF 24/7). One of our commenters from last week, celticbuddha, introduced me to the game fuck, marry, or suck and I have to give all three to #1. I know that's cheating, but just look at him! Enjoy!
From: Fleshbot
 10) 
Captain Redbeard Dick
REMOVE THE HAND BITCH.
 9) 
Pec Perfect Dick
*Nuzzle*
 8) 
Amazing Body Dick
Face next time?
 7) 
Well Aren't You The Cutest Dick
Abs-olutely amazing. 
 6) 
Tegan Zayne Dick
I know Tegan was on here a couple weeks ago, but I can't help it. I'm so into him.
 5) 
All American Dick
I salute you. 
 4) 
#Fabfound Dick 

 Good deals get me so fucking hard. The fact that I recognize the dressing room means I should probably start going easy on the saving
 3) 
Those Eyes Dick
Eyes are the window to the hole. 
2) 
Gawddamn Dick
Ruff sex make it hurt.  
 1)
  I Could See This Going Somewhere Dick
Like, wanna grab some ass, I mean, coffee? 

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