Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Remembering Gay Empire Actor Jussie Smollett's Dick Pic

Because while watching Empire's second season, we need to remember what's *probably* under those embellished jeans.
From: Fleshbot
 First, let's go back a spell
 The year is 2015
 The month is March
 The air - thick with the possibilities of spring
 The winter season has been dominated by one television show:
 FOX's Empire
 And although co-stars Terrance Howard, Bryshere Y. Gray, and Trai Byers are sexy AF, your peen is drawn to someone else
 That someone is Jussie Smollett, who plays the gay character, Jamal Lyon
 After seeing his steamy make out scenes with his boyfriend
 And the performances where he shows off his insanely good voice
 You think, "Could this be love?"
Then, Jussie comes out on Ellen as a gay man
 And you freak the fuck out
 Because you know that you belong together
 Then, you Google your new love, and you realize the unthinkable
 The unfathomable 
 Your boy has a dick pic that leaked all over the internet in January
 And even though it was never verified, you see that equality tattoo

 And that gorgeous face
And you know that this is indeed your man, and that he has one of the most beautiful penises and some of the biggest balls that you have ever seen

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