Police Officer: “You are under arrest!”

Nudist: “No, I’m not! Public nudity isn’t against the law in this country!”

Police Officer: “That might be true but we are no ordinary police officers…”

Nudist: “What do you mean?”

Police Officer: “They call us the ’Fashion Police” and you’ll be charged with ’Exposure of Tan Lines’ and ’Public Display of a Bad Haircut’“