Badass Kickboxer Badr Hari “Marries” Cristiano Ronaldo In Morocco

They both seem very, um, excited, to be together.
From: NewNowNext

 Yes, our thirst for Cristiano Ronaldo is real. But now it looks like we have some competition in the form of heavyweight kick boxer Badr Hari.

 Hari and Ronaldo, both 30, went just went on vacation together in Morocco, where the beefy martial artist joked he married the sinewy soccer stud.

In one Instagram, Hari is hoisting Ronaldo in his arms like a blushing bride, with a caption reading “Just married. Hahahaha. Always there to pick you up, bro.”

 We didn’t know much about Hari—a.k.a “the Devil Prince of Morocco”—but he’s considered one of the best kickboxers in the world.

Apparently he’s also kind of mental: Hari is prone to violent outbursts outside the ring, and a Dutch psychologist reportedly diagnosed him as having “narcissistic personality traits.”

All this time it turns out Cristiano goes for the bad boys. Just our luck.