Thursday, October 8, 2015

Actor Pierson Fodé Is So Sexy It Will Hurt Your Prostate

From: Fleshbot
Pierson Fodé made the rounds last month for the VOD release of his indie flick Naomi and Ely's No Kiss List, in which he plays a gay man who falls for the same guy as his female friend. The storyline has never been done before. "Farm boy" Pierson is so insanely hot it's disorienting, and if you haven't seen his Insta, hold on to your hole, because it's damn sexy. Fodé's face is like a composite of everyone I've ever loved including lots of Matt Bomer, a dash of Peter Gallagher circa While You Were Sleeping, and a heaping spoonful of my all time number one, Jack Falahee from How To Get Away With Murder. ::Panting:: Eyebrows, eyebrows, everywhere. If I looked like this I would for sure learn to suck my own dick. For sure.

Unless you watch The Bold and The Beautiful, you've probably mostly seen Pierson is pap pics with girlfriend and Naomi co-star Victoria Justice. They've been together for way too long, and since I think of ol' Vicky as the newer, sluttier looking money machine that Nickelodeon replaced iCarly's Miranda Cosgrove with, I just can't approve. I'm sure they'll be devastated to hear.

Pierson's Instagram has a good attractive guy balance of sexiness, crazy vanilla humor, and just enough douche-ness to really wet your dick.

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A photo posted by Pierson Fodé (@piersonfode) on






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