Tuesday night girls became women, boys became men, gay men became gayer, and lesbians didn't care as Ryan Murphy debuted this epic Nick Jonas workout scene on Fox's new Scream Queens. Murphy has a knack for knowing what your junk needs (ahem) and decided to give us about a full minute of this panty creamer's sweaty, ripped body. Thanks grl, owe ya one. I always knew that Nick was the most attractive Jonas brother, but that's not really a trophy you want to put on the mantle. It wasn't until he started getting hair all over his body (most importantly the follicles hovering right around his ass crack) that I became a huge Nick Jonas fan.
Although at the end of the scene Nick ends up deader than his brother's careers, it was a life well spent. Keep being you, NJ!
HOLD
ON
TO
YOUR
BRITCHES
BITCHES
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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