“Wank Bank” |

Happy Ending Massage Taught in a Collingwood Pub by Artist
From: Accidental Bear

The more you know… And where do I sign up?

Vice reports:

In an upstairs room at The Gasometer Hotel in Collingwood, along with a bunch of other girls and gays, I am pretending to jerk off a carrot.

“You want to engage the heart, mind and genitalia,” says Adam Seymour, the ginger-bearded teacher of tonight’s Wank Bank session, dubbed a “playful masterclass of original techniques to perfect the art of handling your partner’s member (or even your own).”

The firestarter is pretty self-explanatory—you make like a caveman and rub the carrot-cock between your palms as if starting a fire.

“Whoa, ease up,” says Seymour to an enthusiastic wanker in the front row. “You’re not on Survivor.”

When I saw Wank Bank advertised on The Gasometer’s website, I had to email to check if it was legit, then I had to go check it out.

I was expecting a creepy older man instructor offering up a ready boner for practising with, but Seymour was young, homo and funny.

He’s also an artist informally known as Rural Ranga and the author of a book called Wank Bank, an illustrated memoir of his experiences working as a happy ending masseur in New York last year.

I decided to catch up with Ranga in a non-wanking environment to find out exactly how one becomes an expert in Taoist genital massage. This is his story.

Read Vice’s interview with Adam Seymour here vice.com

Artist and Author of ‘Wank Bank’, the tell-all memoir of a happy ending masseur in New York City, Rural Ranga brings you an informative and playful master class of original techniques to perfect the art of handling your partners member (or even your own).

Trained in taoist genital massage, you’ll learn from a leading expert to expand on your sensual skills with moves like ‘The Corkscrew’, ‘Cockupressure’ and ‘Palm Sunday’. Limited spaces available. 18 years or older.

All info here thegasometerhotel.com.au