Saturday, September 26, 2015

Top 10 Guys With iPhones Ranked: Week Of 9.21.2015

WARNING: You will experience semen depletion in 3,2,1...

The competition on Guys With iPhones is pretty stiff these days, and it's getting increasingly hard for the guys to avoid getting the shaft. Luckily this means that those fucking teases that think they're above showing us their dick and balls are having to whip 'em out to get the likes. Competition is good. Behold this week's top 10 boyz. 
From: Fleshbot

10) 
Mind If I Sit Here Dick
Primed and ready to blow. 

9)
 Is Your Face Even Real Dick 
Just look at those gorgeous sad eyes. I'm here bb. Cum to me

8) 
OMFG You Can't Be Trusted With A Razor Dick
But your smile makes me feel funny. 
7)
 Definition Of Perfect Body Hair Dick
It doesn't get any better. 

6) 
Heart A Tat Dick
"If I ever did that, I think I'd have a heart attack." - Demi Lovato

5) 
Goals Dick
Lean, hairy, hung, adorable face, and big balls. Is there anything else?

4) 
Are We... Dating Dick
You are a Japanese Anime character. 

3)
 For Hair So Healthy It Grinds Dick
Sir, you have a glorious dick. 

2) 
Beautiful Boy Dick
You're beautiful >.<

1)
Foreskin And Seven Years Ago Dick
No. Freaking. Way. *SWOONS*

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