Saturday, September 26, 2015

Davey Wavey’s Perfect Response to Straight Guys Worried About ‘Gay’ Rose Gold iPhones

From: Towleroad
 To all those straight guys out there worried that the new rose gold iPhone color might make them “gay,” Davey Wavey has a message: you should be so lucky.

Added Wavey:


“And if you really truly do think that having a pink anything is going to make you gay or make people think that you’re gay then you should probably save your $649 and instead give yourself the gift of professional help. Because you don’t need a phone, you need a f–king therapist. And by the way just for future reference, it’s not really funny to joke about other peoples’ sexual orientation because it trivializes that sexual orientation and in this case, makes being gay sound like a choice. And I didn’t choose to be gay, I just got lucky. You on the other hand, are an a–hole. And that is a choice. So please stop.”

Check out Wavey’s spot-on response in full below:

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