Open Post: Hosted By Ashton Kutcher’s Wet Spot

From: Dlisted

 It’s come to piss this. Here’s Ashton Kutcher struttin’ through LAX last night with a stage 2 Fergie on his pants. Either Ashton forgot to shake or he pissed himself when the paps asked him for his thoughts on the Ashley Madison hack. Who knows, but I do know that I’m totally e-mailing this post to my mom. Because the next time she hangs out with her sisters and they all brag about what their kids are up to, she can say with pride, “Aww, isn’t that cute. Well, my son posted pictures of Ashton Kutcher’s pee pee spot on his blog.”