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Tuesday, March 4, 2014

EDITOR’S PICKS: THE 100 SEXIEST MEN OF 2013

15.

ALMOG GABAY

Despite his mysterious introduction as the “Unknown Hot Guy“, the hirsute muscle god known as Almog Gabay went on to dominate The Ten not too long after his Manhunt Daily debut. His body might look Photoshopped at first glance, but if you check out a few of his candid shots, you’ll see that it isn't all digital trickery. He’s actually this hot.

QUICKIE: THE UNKNOWN HOT GUY

Who is this woodland satyr? Hot damn, hairy-chested bohunk in the woods obviously looking to get his cock gobbled! What would make our future sexual transaction easier would be if we knew his name! He’s unknown! We got these pics from Gay Body Blog, and they don’t know who he is, either. He’s The Unknown Hot Guy! We are appealing to you, our beloved readers, to let us know if you recognize this dude. Why do we need a name? Because we need to find every single picture of him ever taken. And he’s a total shoe-in for “The Ten.”

Those of you who thought I was about to start a stalking career, you should be ashamed. Not really, because it’s not that far-fetched. *sad face*

STAYING POWER: 2013′S BEST POSTS FROM BEFORE 2013

From: Manhunt Daily

50. Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Sean Xavier

49. Fake Gay Porn Incest: So Wrong or So Right?

48. Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Paddy O’Brian

47. Scandal In The Vatican: 6 Mouths, 1 Gigantic Dick

46. Everything Butt: Kurt Madison

45. Did Cody Cummings Just Lose His Ass Virginity?

44. Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Lucio Saints

43. Everything Butt: Nick Sterling

42. Woof Alert: Bo Dixon & Ty LeBeouf

41. Is Gay Porn Taking Cues From Ashton Kutcher?

Your Hunk of the Day: Maikel Castro

Tuesday March 4, 2014: Hunk of the Day

From: Daily Hunks

Shirtless French Firefighters In Trouble For “Call Me Maybe” Lip Sync

From: NewNowNext

Lip-syncing for your life is a dangerous game: A group of French firefighters learned that the hard way when their superiors discovered a video of them jamming out to Carly Rae Jespen’s 2012 mega-jam, “Call Me Maybe.” The video, made as a birthday present to their friend Naninanounax, had the boys in their underwear and singing in the shower.

It also landed them in a spot of of trouble.

“We don’t necessarily want to put off a funny image of ourselves. It’s not in our best interest,” an unnamed supervisor told France TV. “On top of it, they are at the fire station, using department equipment. It’s not appropriate.”

Oh, lighten up. Shantay, these boys can stay. And happy birthday, Naninanounax, you lucky bitch.

Check out the video, below.

Athletes Strip Down For 2014 Calendar To Save University Gymnastics Team

From: NewNowNext

Sexy semi-nude calendars are the go-to medium for hot athletes in need. Temple University’s gymnastics team is the latest group to strip down for our scopophillic pleasure in order to save their team from imminent defunding.

The team has been a fan-favorite among Temple students (specifically the gay ones) and is now looking to raise money to support their continued existence in the face of a recent decision by the university’s Board of Trustee’s to cut the program entirely.

Check out a behind-the-scenes video from the photo-shoot (below) and be sure to pre-order yours now!

5 DILDOS FOR PEOPLE WHO FANTASIZE ABOUT SEX WITH A WELL-ENDOWED ALIEN

From: Manhunt Daily

Normal, human penises are a burden best left behind in the 20th century! Everyone who’s anyone knows the future of anal sex rests in outer space, directly in the hands (or pants) of our extraterrestrial counterparts. Your hole should be prepared before the mother ship arrives, because only the most talented bottoms will be spared from extinction when our overlords take over the planet Earth and employ us as their sexual slaves.

But don’t look so discouraged about your inferior anal skills! ESMale has a wide variety of dildos that simulate the remarkable sensations of intergalactic love-making. Before you know it, you’ll be able to handle the thicker, uniquely-shaped cocks of our alien captors and experience orgasms so sensational that you’ll be seeing stars for the next week.

For those of you who don’t know where to start, I’ve explored the pages of ESMale to locate five toys that resemble the alien dicks I encountered during my sexual escapades across the universe. Most likely, you’ll want to pick up some lube and aromas while you’re on the site, because we can’t all have an anus as mighty and powerful as yours truly!

However, with a little time and practice, you too will be able to handle ten Durflackian tentacles exploring your insides at once… And don’t even get me started on the Schmillasions from the little known planet Rah-Kyogota! They shoot such voluminous loads that I can still feel some of their seminal fluids inside of me as I type this sentence. I’m so turned on thinking about the way they dominated me that even I might try one of these earth-made replicas!

- Spunk Starfucker III

Don’t delay any longer! Buy one of these dildos and learn to love it right away:

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Once upon a time, the limbo asked you how low you could go. Now, you can apply the important life skills you learned through the classic party game, as you drop your ass down onto your new alien boyfriend’s eleven-inch dick! Even a beginner could handle “just the tip”, but as you slide down, his shaft expands to a girth of approximately 10-11 inches.

QUICKIE: THE SEXIEST MEN OF 2013

From: Manhunt Daily

EVAN WADLE

We wrote

“My younger brother once brought his entire fraternity pledge class home for a weekend, and I just happened to be visiting home as well. OK, I totally planned it. Anyway, the majority of them were hot but (assuming they were straight) I held myself in check. Except for this one guy… He looked EXACTLY like Evan Wadle. Like mirror image. Maybe it was Evan Wadle! Anyway, nothing much happened. Although that Saturday night he came home drunk, and I came home drunk, and he thought it necessary to let me know he was cool around gays.”

QUICKIE: EVAN WADLE

My younger brother once brought his entire fraternity pledge class home for a weekend, and I just happened to be visiting home as well. OK, I totally planned it. Anyway, the majority of them were hot but (assuming they were straight) I held myself in check. Except for this one guy. He kept walking around my mom’s house in a cut-off t-shirt and clingy gym shorts. And I’d be sitting at the kitchen table eating cereal and he’d nonchalantly bid me hello and then bend over in front of me to get his protein whatever out of the fridge. Was this fella for reals? He looked EXACTLY like Evan Wadle. Like mirror image. Maybe it was Evan Wadle! Anyway, nothing much happened. Although that Saturday night he came home drunk, and I came home drunk, and he thought it necessary to let me know he was cool around gays. His arm was around my shoulder, and I was SO waiting for the inevitable “is it true homos suck dick better than girls?”. Alas, my little bro broke this up because he knew I had no problem with providing his friend with the answer to that question. With a demonstration.

Academy Award for Best Original Song

1988

"Let the River Run" — Working Girl

Music and lyrics: Carly Simon

Yummy of the Day 3/4/2014

From: Yummy of the Day

Sweet Dreams