The 25 Best Songs About Underwear

From: The Underwear Expert

#7. 

Sure Shot

The Beastie Boys

The Lyric

I Keep My Underwear Up With A Piece Of Elastic 

I Use A B*%s*#t Mic That’s Made Out Of Plastic

Congratulations to The Beastie Boys who made it TWICE on this list. And this song not just mentions underwear, but pantyhose as well. Such determination. The sign of true genius.