Today's Fanboy Delusion

From: My New Plaid Pants

 Today I'd rather be...

 ... taking selfies with Novak Djokovic.

 Say hello to my new favorite pictures in the world! 

 And please tell me that we, the internet, have sleuthed out the Instagram accounts of his friends - you just know there's good stuff up on there. Anyway he's number one! He's number one! He did just win the World Cup right? Go him! (I am purposefully playing "Sports Dumb" here - don't correct me in the comments.) I'd definitely hand him my World Cup any time. (See it was all worth it.)