Friday, June 20, 2014

THE TEN:

MY STUPID BUTT IS (APPARENTLY) SEXIER THAN MATT BOMER!
From: Manhunt Daily
 After a nail-biting race on The Ten with over 5,000 votes registered, my stupid butt was topped by stunning muscle god Roman Dawidoff. (I’m not going to say I told you so, but I will definitely link you back to this post’s title to make my point.) Yes, there was a brief period where it looked like my furry cheeks would take first place! Yes, this was a huge boost to my ego! And, no, I’m not the teensiest bit mad that my ass got knocked back down to the runner-up slot.


1. ROMAN DAWIDOFF (LW – 1, W8)
Right now, he’s two weeks away from sweeping the countdown.
 To put things into perspective, you've basically just told me that my stupid butt‘s hotter than Roman Dawidoff, Bravo Delta and Sean Zevran. One could argue that my stupid butt pushed Bodik Rigor and Austin Wolf off the countdown, then prevented Ricky Decker, Francois Angoston and Alex Marte from making it to a second round.


2. MY STUPID BUTT (LW – 10, W2)
A surprise victory for a mediocre sex blogger’s stupid butt.
 Even better, my stupid butt might stand a chance against men as breathtaking as Killian James, Edu Boxer, Aybars, Micah Brandt and my favorite person, Ryan “Bobby Hart’s battered face” Rose… But I’m not holding my breath or letting any of this attention go to my head! As I’ve told a few of you, I still feel like any ol’ average guy.


3. MATT BOMER (LW – 2, W3)
Pretty actor, naked in The Normal Heart and Magic Mike.
 To show my gratitude for your overwhelming support, I’ve decided to continue unlocking my pictures on Manhunt for any paid members of the site. I’ll keep doing this for the duration of my run on The Ten, and if you ever vote me to the number one position, you’ll be treated to something extra special from my personal smut library.


4. BRAVO DELTA (LW – 6, W2
 A fuzzy gay porn stud, recently seen getting very kinky.
 Check out the  pics of all ten contestants and cast your vote here:
5. SEAN ZEVRAN (LW – 4, W5)
Gay porn star with a good head on his shoulders.

6. KILLIAN JAMES (DEBUT)
A male escort who’s won awards for his bottoming skills.

7. EDU BOXER (DEBUT)
Tattooed muscle bear who will jackhammer fuck your hungry hole.

8. AYBARS (RETURN)
A lean, furry sex machine with an unbelievably charming smile.

9. MICAH BRANDT (DEBUT)
He’s been known to take cock quite well on camera.

10. RYAN ROSE (DEBUT)
Should I apologize for still mentioning “Bobby Hart’s battered face”?

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