Friday, June 13, 2014

THE TEN:

SORRY, BUT MY STUPID BUTT ISN'T BETTER THAN ROMAN DAWIDOFF’S CHISELED BODY!
From: Manhunt Daily
 “I nominate Dewitt for The Ten!” This is something you suggested last week. My instinct was to brush off the request no matter how many people presented it, and then the sentiment was echoed over and over again in my Manhunt messages. I’m not delusional enough to believe I’m in the same league as our top five contestants Roman Dawidoff, Matt Bomer, Bodik Rigor, Sean Zevran or Austin Wolf.
1. ROMAN DAWIDOFF (LW – 1, W7)
This flawless muscle god reigns victorious for sixth consecutive week.
 Hell, despite my ability to somehow fool a small group of you into thinking I’m an “entertaining writer”, I’m fairly certain I don’t even come close to being in the same league as last week’s rejected contestants Darius Ferdynand, Aaron Bruiser, Adrian Hart and Benn Robinson. I’d also laugh at the prospect that anyone would find me more attractive than Guy Gulotta. Hahahahaha! This is me laughing, because you people are fucking insane.


2. MATT BOMER (LW – 6, W2)
As seen naked in The Normal Heart and Magic Mike.
 And I’m fucking insane for indulging your requests! As crazy as it might seem, my stupid butt will be joining Bravo Delta, Ricky Decker, Francois Angoston and Alex Marte on today’s charts. I fully expect to lose. This has less to do with my self-esteem, more to do with my inexplicable decision to use a blurry jockstrap shot when most of you have shown preference for another butt shot on my profile. You know, the one where my legs are spread on the floor? That one. If you’re a paying member of Manhunt I’d be glad to show it to you some time.


3. BODIK RIGOR (LW – 9, W2)
A gay porn newcomer with mouthwatering, especially hairy butt cheeks.
 Check out the  pics of all ten contestants and cast your vote here:
4. SEAN ZEVRAN (LW – 3, W4)
Signed to a new studio and looking better than ever.

5. AUSTIN WOLF (LW – 2, W8)
Extraordinarily talented, dominant top who’s available for an hourly rate.

6. BRAVO DELTA (RETURN)
The hung, hairy performer got kinkier than ever last week.

7. RICKY DECKER (DEBUT)
You guys selected him as Landon Conrad‘s best bottom boy.

8. FRANCOIS ANGOSTON (DEBUT)
Outstanding physique and a smile that could easily stop traffic.

9. ALEX MARTE (RETURN)
A beefy bodybuilder who’s been known to give and receive.

10. MY STUPID BUTT (DEBUT)
You requested this. Can’t wait to come in last place!

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