There is a trend in Men’s swimwear fashions that is horrifying and terrorizing innocent beach goers.
The culprit is the asymmetrical men’s side thong, as modeled below by Bobby Norris from The Only Way is Essex:
Can we all agree. These never look cute. - Bobby Cole Norris in Marbella pic.twitter.com/hOBrtsBM0R
— steve pena (@stevepena1) June 12, 2014
Bobby Norris and boyfriend Harry Derbidge bare bottoms in seriously bizarre trunks http://t.co/jEDCuGK0U6 pic.twitter.com/WBTHKzTkCc
— Redmiles-Blog (@Redmiles_Blog) June 12, 2014
They are quite revealing, leaving very little to the imagination.
Buzzfeed points out that wearing these ‘C Strings’ can be a bit tricky, according to one Amazon review:
When I first tried on my c-string, I thought there was no way it was going to work, however… You really have to play with the wire a bit. In trying to get a good fit, I found that making sure it was tight against the body “between my cheeks” worked out the best, the very tip of the metal also had to be bent towards the body to fit right. Having made these adjustments: it is very comfortable, even for extended wear.
And be careful about your bits popping out in public:
I was worried that the back piece would feel invasive, but it never touched my anus. The wire needs adjusting (all people are shaped differently?) but once adjusted it was rather comfortable. A word to the wise, though, after sitting for a while it fell out. Luckily, it didn’t fall out of my shorts, the front was still (more or less) secured, but the rear half fell out. I had to excuse myself to the restroom, so no big deal, but maybe not for everyday wear.
What’s next? Candyman’s Neon Slingshot Thong with shoulder straps?
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