Liam Neeson Vs. Bear Grylls:

Who’s The Greater Survivalist?
From:  The Backlot

Today marks the birthdays of Liam Neeson (62) and Bear Grylls (40), two men who've made careers out of surviving in the wilderness using just their wits, cunning, and full production teams. But who would make the better companion in a real survival situation? Would Liam speak a word? Would Bear shit in the woods? If you were in a plane crash in the middle of nowhere, who would you want by your side?

Let’s examine the possibilities 

After the crash, Liam assesses the wreckage and decides on the next logical step. Is there any part of the debris he can use? Are there provisions that survived the impact? Can he use the plane as shelter?

Bear gets naked.

Sensing danger, Liam fashions a rudimentary weapon out of mini liquor bottles, and is ready to defend himsel

Bear gets naked.

After crafting a knife out of the remains of the fuselage, Liam takes stock of the situation. Are the survivors friend or foe?

Bear gets naked.

  

When confronted by deadly rabid wilderness creatures, Liam contemplates his next step. Does he flee? Attack first? The adrenaline courses through his body.

Bear gets naked.

Liam leads the rest of the survivors on a brutal trek into the wilderness, desperately searching for civilization.

Bear gets naked with Jake Gyllenhaal.

So who takes the crown? This is a tough one, but dangly bits win every time. Even if they are pixelated. Take your birthday bow, Bear! You deserve it.